Highway to Hell
OMG!!! This must be the worst illness I've encountered in my life! A combination of chest infection + cold + sore throat = a one way ticket to valley of the death!
Let me tell you the symptoms: you'll feel your lungs heavily clogged up with thick thick plegm. Plegm so thick, that if you're lucky, you get to spit a tiny amount of those lil' bastards out after 20 minutes of typical Chinamen sorting here n there. Once you dispose of the phlegm on to the sink, turning on the normal tap water will NOT flush those lil' bastards away! Instead, guidance from your lil' finger would be needed to assist them on their journey to the water treatment plant. you will also feel occurrence of constand headache and fever which thankfully - a constant dose of paracetamol will sort it out immediately. Your nose will be blocked 24-7. Miraculous sticky phelgm will stick to your throat causing pain and soreness which quite remarkably: won't move despite many methods of coughing technique implied upon it. Symptoms usually worst during the morning when you wake up.
Now then... I guess nobody can blame me for missing lectures and not updating my blog eh?
9 Comments:
Get well soon :)
god...dat was a disgusting explanation...
but get well soon anyway! =P
And I thought you were healthy as a horse! Get well soon, and once you're well, make sure you don't become UNwell!
On a side note, have you heard of the joke Morons at Heathrow?
everyone: thanks everybody... still abit sick but getting better... *cough cough*
hey man!!u shud stop that smoking man...ur more likely to get ill if u smoke man!!i still owe u those intial D cd's man!...haha..but yeh hope u feel better soon bruv...
Now that everyone has heard your version of your poor little puppy story, time for the truth! YOU &^$%^&*^% It's bad enough u're ill, u dun hav to spread to the whole world gaa? Cough also dun wanna close the mouth! Sick also dun wanna sleep early... play games play games till the break of dawn.. then claim u cannot go uni coz u're ill... Then on top of that, you contaminate and worsen the whole scenario by adding some nicotin into your already coughing lungs... Why don't u go see the doctor?? Reason? u're not registered is not a reason. U've been here fore 6 years already. If u ask me? I think u're secretly enjoying the pity ride. Mean, but I live with you, I'm ur sis, I know....... xxixixiixixixix
mike: thankx dude...
sister: its not a puppy story: its an expaination for not blogging. u make it sound as if i WANT to pass it on 2 u, juz coz of my ignorance. has it occured to u dat perhaps da reason i cant sleep is cause everytime i lie down my thoat gets itchy n i will end up coughing worse all through da nite? did u know for a few night i slept sitting upright on da bed? so maybe i should hav done reading instead of playin games while im sitting upright. reason i couldnt get up was coz of da overpowering effect of "night nurse" cough mixture which dint help nothing anyway. i DID go to uni when i felt ok, not dat u would realise as u probably left 4 uni already. u havent forgot when i told u yesterday i went out to my friend's place to catch up on uni work hav u? i do admit my wrongs: nicotine n not registering was my fault, im a guy whom doesnt really take good care of myself. HOWEVER: god knows which soul enjoys THIS sort of pity ride. I know... I'm da wan coughing *cough cough*
hhahhah!!! I LIKE THAT! Ignorance as an excuse!
'ooops.... I didn't know how to use a condom, ooooops, I'm pregnant!' Such an irresponsible excuse!
anyways, all that aside, now that u've used up my emergency resources for emergency 'i'm gonna die and cannot go to pharmacy' medicines, are u gonna get some back? Coz I'm coming down with it.. I've been cacooning... It's horrible!
sister: ignorance is bliss.
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