It's Fun to Stay at the...

Yeap, you could almost sing along with me. I've always wanted to post about this but it keeps slipping my mind.

You know how they always associate YMCA to gay guys? It's not far from true actually. Since joining a monthly gym membership at the YMCA for a couple of months, I finally come to realise why this is so. You won't believe how many gay men go there... It's like a hot spot to chat up sweaty but good-looking men.

NOTE: I din't say I was sweaty; however I din't say I wasn't good-looking either. ^^

Let's proceed to the sizzlin' topic of the men's changing room. I can't seem to figure this out: why do men in changing rooms (gay, bi or straight), can't resist sneak-peeking at another man's... How shall I put it... "Family jewels"?

Rest assured my fellow friends: I know staring is not very polite. ^^ However, I realised most men were quite well endowed. I've gotta say... Made me feel insignificant sometimes. I turn around from the urinals only to see this naked man coming out from the cubicle, and I'm like "dude! Could you check the temperature of the toilet water whilst sitting on the toilet shitting with that MONSTER?!?!?!"

OOOooo... I've sharpen my gay-dar so much I can identify a gay men from a mile away! For example:

Q: How can you tell which one's the shy gay guy?
A: He is the soft-looking one, showering with his underwear on.

Q: How can you tell which one's the STUPID & shy gay guy?
A: He is the soft-looking one, showering with his SEE-THROUGH underwear on.

More updates on the YMCA to come! Stay tuned! ^^"

["Listen guys... I paid for my membership, ok?"]

Funny Things

First and foremost, the funniest MSN Messenger avatar quote this week from my friend Naj:

"To the person who drank my strawberry milkshake - I will hunt you down and inflict upon you a thousand years of pain..."

Funny because:

1) Naj the short and boney dude is trying hard to sound threatening. (Crowd goes "Woooooo...)
2) Naj, you're so gay... You drink strawberry milkshakes!

Just read this article where the crown prince of Saudi Arabia bought the champion of a camel beauty pagent for millions of dollars.

I can't decide which is funnier:

1) The fact that he wasted millions of dollars buying a single camel (maybe it got nice "humps", eh? get it? "humps"... ^^"

OR

2) The fact that there is bloody camel beauty pagent! WTF!

What has the world come to?