When Gays Play Chess

Ever heard of dumb blonde jokes where the dumb blonde can't play chess? Well: I've just realised recently that homosexuals can't play chess either... Some of them anyway.

I was at a Malaysian restaurant called "Jati" one night waiting for a friend to arrive for dinner. At the corner, laid a chess set, all set up. I sat on the sofa waiting for my friend, thinking it was too sad for me to play it by myself. As I sat down, a couple of twinks sat down as well and started playing chess. It was pretty obvious they were gays: *waves hands with limp wrists around* "Ooo... Arn't these lil' thingamagigies (chess peices) nice n pretty?" So they went on playing as I observe from nearby. It was clear both of them din't know how to play chess: one of them was a rookie. Fair enough, but he was teaching the other gay guy like an expert! The other gay guy was far worse: "so a this lil' dude here can move straight but eats diagonally? Can it fly here and eat your horse?" THAT stupid. Below was the climax where I din't know whether to laugh or cry:

Really Stupid Gay: *Moves king forward hence exposing it to threats*
Expert Wannabe Gay: "Errr... I don't think that's wise, you have to protect your king!"
Really Stupid Gay: "Is that my king?"
Me "..."
Expert Wannabe Gay: "Uhuh."
Really Stupid Gay: "But I wanna move it there!"
Me: "..."
Expert Wannabe Gay: "But its dangerous! You have to hide it behind your other pieces!"
Really Stupid Gay: "Pieces of what?"
Me: "..."
Expert Wannabe Gay: "Hide it behind your other chess pieces!"
Really Stupid Gay: *Sulks and puts his king back to place* "How am I supposed to hide it anyway? The king's the tallest among all other thingamagigies!"
Me: "..."
Expert Wannabe Gay: "Well, the queen is pretty tall too!"
Me: "..."
Really Stupid Gay: *Removes king from chessboard and puts it in his pocket* "I know, if I take it and hide it in my pocket, then it will be safe!"
Me: "..."
Expert Wannabe Gay: "That's a good idea!"
Me: "..."