Class Stand... Good Morning Mr. Chong
Ok, I finally managed picked myself up to write about my job as a primary school teacher. I don't even know where to start.
Well, I set off aiming to be the most caring, lovable, charming and fun teacher in Kuen Cheng 2. I guess from the students' reactions, I guess I've kinda succeeded. =P Here are some memorable accounts I had in school. Enjoy!
Under my PE supervision: 3 kids have got minor injuries, BUT being the caring teacher, I brought them to the pejabat and even applied yellow lotion and antiseptic on their wounds carefully, constantly saying "pain or not?" Ain't I nice? =P
I've developed a few favorite students. One of them, a standard 2 female pupil - looks like a Korean, very adorable. Problem is, she is always sad. One day, I was teaching her class, she was sitting there quietly looking down, so I went towards her to see what's going on - only to find her crying. She was like "I want my maaameee..." My heart just melts when I see girls cry. Suddenly, I think the fatherhood in me just took over. After telling the class to shut up, I carried her to the office and sweet talked her. I brushed her hair, touched her cheeks, wiped her tears and told her everything is going to be just fine. I guess its the closest feeling I've ever felt to being a father. Bless.
As I walked in from the outside world where I thought no women were interested in me - I plunged into a school full of female admirers! I've got to mention my Pendidikan Moral 5S class. Girls would crowd around me, drowing and suffocating me just for my phone number and email address. My friend Vicky suggested: how about making name cards with "call me in 10 years time" printed on it? =P I mean, I've never seen a girl run out of breath and go all flushed just by talking to me before! You should see how excited the standard 6 girls are when I teach them how to play proper volleyball! =P
At least I'm not the only one sharing all the glory - another temporary teacher seems to be getting pretty much attention herself! I know you're reading this Ms. Tan, here is your section. =) Imagine a young, pretty and charming teacher walking past every class where students actually pop out their heads going, "whoa, leng lui!" Well, I've got to admit they were right. =) Thanks to my ever so mischevious 5S class, a love drama has appeared between the 2 of us and its such hot topic, even the teachers in the pejabat are waiting for the next episode! Such enetertainment can be found in the dull life of a Chinese medium primary school. Every lil' fun is precious I guess.
Ok, enough for today. Will blog more about life in school soon.

16 Comments:
you're so sweet!
now i wish i'm 10 years younger. haha! =P
ning: hahaha... being sweet is not part of da job description... but hey... i brought love 2 da school! =P
junie: hahaha... thanks for ur errr... ever so vivid representation on my account... hahaha... =P
sweet is! for someone who almost forgt that happened in a school scene. =P
i need a cikgu whod bring love to class too.
ning: hahaha - freelance teacher for hire, payment negotiable, straight A's not gauranteed, but plenty of love around. =P
hui lynn: my fans wont scratch ur car wan... so ask ur admirers 2 cease fire on my car too!
hui lynn: nono... dat car is gone already... juz dun hurt the rented one... its my last pair of legs! =P
Oh My Goodness! Zhang Lao Shi! It has weird ring to it and Gosh do you get perks from weird sources (primary school girls)-- bro, i think it's pedophilic under malaysian law :)
So who's this Ms. Tan eh? What subject? What class?
ps: I'm so excited for you! The little man is growing and has found passion in teaching, and leeching on admirations from school girls! ooohhhh!! When are you gonna call me and tell me about it?
MY GOD! how come things like this never happened when I was there huh??
And I know exactly what you mean bout girls and cute guy teachers...i remember having a major crush on my standard 3 teacher...erhem..=P
but yeah...dnt go breaking 2 many hearts there ya...lol
sister: wei, i dun go 4 lil gals lar, im like their big kor kor!
ms. tan hui lynn? shes lian lao shi's daughter (wonder if u still remember) - also temporary teacher.
well... its juz primary school... gotta work my way up 2 secondary school mar... =P quite busy arrr... tell u when i come back!
christina: hahaha... i dun break hearts lar... they're all so fragile already!
Haha...Yeah it's pedophilic. But I think they should create a new offence for you. FLIRTING with kids!!!
hui lynn: i DONT flirt wif kids lar! i tease them! =P
er mr chong, are you thinking of switching courses or not? heard that a degree in child care/education frm uk is in high demand in msia, esp to teach those expat's children!
$$$$$$$
=p
vss3t: frm indiana jones 2 mother theresa? errr... nah... im good. =P
Zhang Lao Shi!! I'm your student from 5S! Chen Lao Shi gave us your details!
5S: whoa... found me here liao...
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