21 Things A Girl Should Know About A Guy

It's actually quite lame. I find these sort of things so pointless: as if one or two sentences are enough to sum up how a guy is like. If everyone in this world are confined to these attributes then this would be a dead boring world. Here are the lists. It was 30 before from Nicko's blog, but them some of them were so lame I just din't have the heart to even display them here. Still, I thought it might be interesting to read

1) We're not as pervert as you think we all are.
2) We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
3) Don't play around with us - what goes around comes around.
4) We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
5) Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
6) We never shave our legs. So get over it.
7) NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
8) Don't make bets or compare us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
9) We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. Plus we never need to queue to pee.
10) Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something wrong once in a while.
11) You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us too.
12) We can't always be spontaneous, so help us out sometimes.
13) Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, because you might get what you wish for.
14) Never kick us in the nuts just to see what we would say. That's just mean.
15) Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
16) PMS is not an excuse.
17) Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
18) And always remember: The way to a guy's heart is through his stomach..... and maybe .... oh, never mind.
19) NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
20) We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
21) We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

I asked myself, how true are these statements when applied to me? Let me see...

1) Well... I'd be lying if I said I don't feel horny once in a while, but I tend to keep it to myself.
2) True.
3) Very very true... Hence I've never ever played around with anybody's feelings.
4) Again, I'd be lying if I disagree... But its only one of the reasons. It's usually their heart that touches me more.
5) Erm... I suppose no harm knowing, but we really don't wish to indulge in these sort of topics. I know it's only natural, but I feel slightly uncomfortable.
6) I don't have alot of leg hair to start off with anyway. =P
7) Maybe if I'm in the mood and they ask nicely. Just maybe. =P
8) One should be happy with his/her partner. Comparison is just unfair... Like how parents compare their children with other people's children. Absolutely hate it.
9) If I'm not confident peeing straight especially in other people's property... I tend to sit down. Sad, but at least no one else has to wipe the seat right?
10) It has become such a stereotypical thing for the girl to lost temper and the boy to appologise. Times have change. People change. I for one, will not appologise if I have done nothing wrong as I believe in equality.
11) Recently, I've lacked the initiative to do nice things to girls... Rather just let it happen. My theory is: if she likes you enough anyway... Present... No presents... Makes no difference. Still, when in a relationship, lil' but meaningful presents are great. My greatest present for my girlfriend would simply be my undying dedication, loyalty and sincerity which money can't buy. Not everyone cherrishes these kind of things anymore though.
12) I like spontaneous things to happen; BUT... I automatically tend to plan things ahead of time. Perhaps it's because I don't like to be caught off guard when unexpected things happen. Don't like to lose my cool in front of the girl if you know what I mean. =P
13) Though 180cm with muscular built enforced with years of various martial art training: I seldom resort to violence. Unless, someone threatens my loved ones... I will unleash hell upon them.
14) All I can say is: it hurts... BIG time. I still have desire for children, so don't. =P
15) Like I said, I never play around with other people's feelings. It's just inconsiderate. I won't tolerate being played around with.
16) Absolutely. What happened to self control?
17) Think: do you like us telling you how pretty our ex-girlfriends are? I din't think so.
18) Easiest way to my heart... Hrm... Just be who you are and aprreciate me the way I am.
19) I will NEVER... I repeat... NEVER... Kiss another guy.
20) Maybe its a girl thing to boast about how they dumped their boyfriends. I don't know, but it's certainly not funny.
21) One thing girls never ever do in a relationship: when we guys make mistakes they are never tolerant... So when it comes to us, why should we be tolerant then? Partly because we want to impress the girl and not upset them... But also because we love you.