I'm Not Very Bright

I HATE mathematics. Fact. Hence, I HATE chemistry and physics too. Naturally. I believe its not just a personal ill preference - but more like a faulty genetic code within me. Perhaps I'm just dumb. Oh... This reminds me so many of my funny secondary school experiences:

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Me: "Excuse me sir, what's "C to the power of twelve"?"

Chemistry Teacher: "That would be "carbon twelve"."

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Me: "Sorry, sir. I forgot to bring that chart."

Chemistry Teacher: "It's called a periodic table."

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No joke. I can still remember clearly what my mathematics teacher wrote on my report card, it wasn't pleasing at all:

"Chung Fui lacks the basic comprehension for mathematical logic and finds it difficult to understand simple equations and formulas... It would be wise to not pursue a career in this field of subject..."

Hence when Fion was busy finding mathematical solutions for secondary standard mathematic questions (she works part-time at a school), I gladly stood aside, knowing if I helped, I might cost her her job.

[I'm sorry, Albert... I've failed you...]