An Innocent Virgin

Just remembered a funny conversation I had with the lads working in the kitchen. One of the lads, the dishwasher, is a virgin. So we really bombarded him with tons of questions - both for his own knowledge and for a bit of entertainment/laughter. Here are a few of the funny conversations that we had, hope our joke din't mislead him.

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Dishwasher: "So... How many holes are there actually down there?"

Chef A: "Technically 3, visually 2, but actually 1."

Dishwasher: "Wah... So confusing."

Chef B: "Just don't plug it in the wrong hole. It's the second one."

Me: "You won't get it wrong. It's pretty obvious."

Dishwasher: "OMG, I've got to write this down."

[Everyone bursts out laughing...]

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Dishwasher: "So... How do you wear a condom?"

Me: [Pretends to wear it on my finger] "Like this."

Chef B: [Pretends to wear it over his head] "Or like this."

Chef A: "Or you can just pull it all the way down like a bank robber."

Dishwasher: "So... Do you put it on your finger or over your head?"

[Everyone bursts out laughing...]

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Chef A: "A woman likes a guy who makes funny noises in bed."

Me: "Yeah, they also like men who wear kinky thongs."

Chef B: "Yup, and they also liked to be slapped."

Dishwasher: [After some serious pondering...] "So... When I have sex, all I have to do is to wear a glow in the dark underwear, slap her butt cheeks and bark like a dog?"

[Everyone bursts out laughing...]

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