She Strikes Back
She's back! She's back! The weird Japanese lady from 3rd floor, flat 9 is back and she is getting on my nerves!
Oh, the countless times I've tried to avoid her - how many times have I bashed on the "close" button on the lift when I see her coming in from the front door of the building? Oh God, forgive me.
Today, my luck ran out. I went out for a breath of fresh air after a long revision period... And there she was - dressed in pink pajamas walking towards my block. Yes, I took uncalled for detour and walked towards other blocks just to avoid her. I've even shoved those Sony bombastic headphones into my ears just in case she started shouting my name out loud from afar. Guilty as charged.
After 10 quiet minutes, it's time to proceed back to my table for more revision. Just when I thought "hahaha.... I've outsmarted that eastern freak... I've certainly showed her..." - she suddenly appeared out of the lift, like one of those horror stories: you know, the ones where eerie music plays and then the lift slowly creaks open and a boney female figure with long hair jumps out to scare the hell out of you.
Ohhh... Shit... Here we go, time to face my fears:
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Weird Japanese Lady: "You just came back from New Samsi?"
[WTF? Why does it matter so much to you where I've been? Where do you think I've been wearing bermuda shorts and a hoodie?]
Me: "No, I'm revising at home tonight."
Weird Japanese Lady: [Pointing at my bermuda shorts...] "You got coins?"
[Great, now she's asking for money...]
Me: "Nope, I've only got my flat keys with me."
Weird Japanese Lady: "You got phone?"
[Now she wants my mobile phone?]
Me: [Empties my pockets] "No, just my flat keys."
Weird Japanese Lady: "Owh... You live by yourself?"
[OMG... She's coming... She's coming to my flat! Quick! A plan to put her off...]
Me: No, errr... my girlfriend comes over to stay very often.
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Once again, her face expression changes, and she jus turned away and left. I know, I know... I've been using my girlfriend as a full-proof excuse. What a way to put a determined woman off. Seriously, I'm going to triple check my door tonight, making sure its psyco-proof.
8 Comments:
haha!~ now I cant stop laughing! mayb she's just being nice.. OR.. she's lonely and desperate and wanna have a 'piece' of you! hehe.. chungy's wanted! ya better ask Fion to come stay with you more often!~ if not, the japanese babe will come strick without u knowing!! hahahahhah!~
HUgz~
She obviously likes you!! Haha!
wendy: but i dont like her! n she looks like 30 year old? how many times do i hav to "hint hint" b4 she understands? grrr... -_-"
next time better bring your girlfriend out and purposely having a good snog in front of that psycho. maybe she'll jump of the flat in front of your window of heartbreak?
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choi!!!
pass the popcorn...this is better than those korean/japanese serials..=)
Lol! Christina - I agree with you! way much better than japanese horror films! Chungy, ever thought of directing a film? lol~
chung fui, don't be to full of yourself. She's just OVERLY friendly-- in a weird manner. Don't know where to draw the line. Clive was invited to her place for dinner once and he obviously thought it was gonna be plenty of japanese goodies. But when he got there, he got served tea... macha... So it was bad enuf that they were hungry, she kept showing them pictures of her dancing in a tutu...hahahhaaaaa I cud still see clive's shocking expression!
junie: as a matter of fact, yes... i've always dreamt of being a director... my kinda scary movie would be sooooooo damn scary... people walk in, they dont walk out... BWAHAHAHA!!! ^^"
sister: dancing in a tutu? hahaha... no food? she even asked me 2 cook japanese food 4 her... im like... shouldnt U cook japanese food 4 me? -_-"
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